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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.
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Man ask God " God Y U make women
Date : 2008-11-03 |
an ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U......
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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse
Date : 2008-11-03 |
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God,
please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time
he prayed God please close your eyes.
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A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death
Date : 2008-11-03 |
A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose
between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he
choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never
stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i
have put on a condom.
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Why women love gold more than men?
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man
has only one carrot.
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What is the difference between secretary
Date : 2008-11-03 |
What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans:
secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70\'s you had to pull down
panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to
see the panties.
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Mother to her tennage daughter
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it\'s time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?
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Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai,
kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha
aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
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