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behind every SUCCESSFUL woman
Date : 2008-11-01 |
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a
SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
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Acute Angina
Date : 2008-11-01 |
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina,
Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In Urdu)
Date : 2008-11-01 |
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache
hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar
rahi thi"
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Musharraf said to his mother.(In Urdu)
Date : 2008-11-01 |
Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi mari B.V ,
M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi
utaro.
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75yrz old man got married with a girl o
Date : 2008-11-01 |
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15
yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don\'t know anything
and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
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Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
Date : 2008-11-01 |
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can\'t do a thing right, but no one can
live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your
four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec
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Maid cleaning bedroom found
Date : 2008-11-01 |
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it.
Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till
the skin drops off
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Question?
Date : 2008-11-01 |
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane
with the help of 2 stones.
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Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Date : 2008-11-01 |
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!
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