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Marriage n Arrange Marriage
Date : 2008-08-09 |
Love Marriage n Arrange Marriage main kya difference??
Hum khud ja ker kuve main gire woh Love Marriage..
500 log mil ker dhakka de de to woh Arrange Marriage!!
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'HUS MUKH' & " HUS BAND "
Date : 2008-08-09 |
Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko
\'HUS MUKH\'
kehte hain.
Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko
" HUS BAND "
kehte hain.... ;->
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Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon
Date : 2008-08-09 |
Ques:
Defence ki Larkion or tableegi jamaat k Logon me kia cheez yaksaan hoti hai?
Guess
Socho
Ans:
Dono ke PAAINCHAY opper hote hain,
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*>TUB AUR AB<*
Date : 2008-08-09 |
*>TUB AUR AB<*
Pehle SHAJARKARI ka zamana hota tha ab TEHREEBKARI
Pehle student ILAM hasil karte thy ab VIDEO FILM
Pehle leadr kehta tha hamara ek JHANDA hai ab jitne leadr utny JHANDE
Pehle DAL me kala hota tha ab DILOON me kala . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;->
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A class of generals was taskd
Date : 2008-08-09 |
A class of generals was taskd to measure the height of the college
flagpole. They spent half the day trying to do it by using ladders and
tapes. Along came the canteen wala and the instructor askd him to
measure the height of the pole. He pulled the pole out, laid it on the
ground, measurd and handed over the answer. Ah ! Said the genrals ”
bloody smart ass civilain, doesnt know the diff between height and the
length.
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pathan or gadhey
Date : 2008-08-09 |
Question: Pathan or gadhay mein konsi 2 cheezain common hain ?
Ans : Dono bachpan mein khubsoorat hotay hain aur baray ho kar transport ka kaam karte hain
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silence can break a woman”s hear
Date : 2008-08-09 |
A man”s silence can break a woman”s heart into a thousand pieces
while
a woman”s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
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Ankh…Anso k samne
Date : 2008-08-09 |
Ankh…Anso k samne.
Dimagh…Dil k samne.
Zindgi…Mot k samne.
Insan…Qdrt k samne.
Khushi…Ghum k samne.
Din…Raat k smne.
Nafrt…Muhabt k samne.
Ghurbt…Ameeri k samne.
Jahil…Alim k samne.
Maa…Aulad k samne.
Bebas.
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LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER
Date : 2008-08-09 |
LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER
*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.
*An Application Was 4 Employment.
*A Programe Was A T.V.
*A Cursor Used Profanity.
*A Keyboard Was A Piano.
*A Web Was Spider’s Home.
*A Virus Was The Flu.
*A CD Was Bank Account.
*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.
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