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aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.
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Memom Boss 2 worker
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)
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Why did you leave your last
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!
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Ek Mulazam ne boss Se
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to
Employe:to
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To
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Phir mA¡N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA
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ChOoSe a JoB
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Message From Boss to Employes
” ChOoSe a JoB
YoU lOvE
AnD
YoU wIlL nEvEr
HaVe t0 WoRk
A dAy
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Ek Accha Mirror Leke
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila
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Prayer Of An Employee :
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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Modern Employer?
Date : 2008-08-08 |
What is the definition of a Modern Employer?
Modern employer
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience..!!
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Tum ne Kis Larki Ko
Date : 2008-08-08 |
Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.
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