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Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti
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Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"
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Wife: Zara dheere karo na
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao.
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Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye
to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.
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Just imagine life without GIRLS
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result ===
markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
All Mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !!
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did u know what is mean by MAN
Date : 2008-11-03 |
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
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Hey, is your dad a terrorist?
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Hey, is your dad a
terrorist? Cos baby, you\'re the bomb
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Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml
and now it\'s 1.5 liter.
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