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kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai
Date : 2008-11-03 |
kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
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**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Date : 2008-11-03 |
**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur\'RUM\'a
Gurur\'VODKA\'
\'GINN\'eswara
Guru\'SCOTCH\'al
Para\'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
\'BEAR\'eNamaha
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai
Date : 2008-11-03 |
sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha
hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma\'m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR
Date : 2008-11-03 |
SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT
ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON
THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK
DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND \'U\'" LADY SAID.
MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji\'s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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