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Sardar : goes to police station and complains
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"
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EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY
Date : 2008-11-03 |
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,..
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Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re"
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Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy
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baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi
Date : 2008-11-03 |
baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi
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2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay
Date : 2008-11-03 |
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:-)
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Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane..
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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab
Date : 2008-11-03 |
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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